It's come to our attention that a hardware chain in the USA has started to take the prospect of an upcoming zombie apocalypse seriously and is offering advice should an event occur. For more info click Read More.
It's good to see that our cousins across the pond have started preparation and will no doubt be on top when the proverbial shit hits the fan. Now of course the cynical and the supposedly 'sensible' folks out there would see this as no more than some interesting and inventive marketeering. Whatever.
Now we just have to convince B&Q to follow suit...
The eventual plan was to play it straight, using the expert help angle to tackle zombies like a very real problem — fixable, of course, with the right type of hardware.
Westlake's online zombie defense guide includes a 20-point "frequently asked questions" section. Sample question: "A zombie fell and put a hole in my drywall. What tools will I need to fix this?" The store suggests patching up zombie-shape drywall holes with spackle, a putty knife and sandpaper.
Source: omaha.com